Let me tell you about my incredible incident today. So I'm sitting in the bathroom, right, and this bug starts buzzing around my face. My left arm is in a sling, so I'm just spitting air to get this thing away while catching up on my daily Facebook memes. Then I realise this thing is a big mosquito, ok? And I verbally shout oh hull no.. not getting malaria on the dang toilet today, yo. So I start swatting the air like a drunk one armed ninja. It taunts me repeatedly by flying at my nose, causing me to jump back and smash into the back of the toilet ok.
Then I see it land on the wall, I go to smash it with my hand, hit the toilet paper holder with my elbow and my phone goes flying. Now I'm super ticked right? Dude comes at me again so I'm flailing like a kid trying to fly in a circle with one arm. The wind sends him sailing. I lose him in the turmoil. Rooms white, how I lose a mosquito in there I'm at a loss for words. Head hunting I find him right underneath me by the drain. I give him a chemical bath of random materials ok in the hopes that he dies. Turns out it was just a gnat.. mosquito bit my butt cheek.
Moral of the story, this INCIPIO phone case works excellent if you are attacked by bug on a toilet and it leaves your hand into a wall and onto the floor.
